The Indian headshake is one of the most common (and peculiar) gestures a traveler would come across on their journey India. The headshake is a combination of a nod and shake, and means precisely that - yes and no.
Observe the following discussion:
Traveli: Is this bus going to Cochin?
Indian: [responds with said headshake]
Meaning #1: The bus is going to Cochin
Meaning #2: The bus is going to Hampi / Rishikesh / Varanasi
Meaning #3: What is this guy on about?!
Initially, I was labouring under the misapprehension that the headshake was the only thing I knew to combine ‘yes’ and ‘no’ - the ‘maybe’. But having the wisdom of a month in this land, I note the errors of my ways, for the term ‘maybe’ has far more certainty as it guarantees one of two results - it may be or it may not be, whereas the headshake is quite different and promises no result whatsoever. It serves nothing more than a vague acknowledgement of the question (and its right to remain unanswered), and its only useful contribution is a lesson in coping with uncertainty.
And so I board the bus and let it take me to my destination - wherever that may be.
Praise the one who owns the hills green and turns her leaves to drink.Praise the one who brings forth steel and modes of getting here to there.
Praise the one who lets word travel and hears our laughs and cries.
Let us sing in unity and hail Tata
It seems that Kerala’s communism has rubbed off on me with this rare admission to my friends on the left. The Tatasation of India was most apparent when I was driving for hours in the hills surrounding Munaar, knowing all this beauty is owned by the almighty conglomerate.
If God was trying to woo me, she would do this for me.She would paint a canvas luscious green, with flowing hills and waterfalls, and invite me to jump in.She would dazzle me with colour, blue skies and lakes, green hills and leaves, and wildflowers of the rainbow.
She would warm me with her sunlight tender, and cool me with her softest breeze, then conduct an orchestra and leaves dance and whisper just for me.
She would feed me mandarins, tease my taste with cardamon, then hand a sugar cane to me and pleasure me with sweetness.
And on the day she did just that, perhaps I’ll notice her a little. I’ll cast a glance at her direction and stop playing hard to get.
Dedicated to Kerala and her and Her beauty
I came to a place not found in my guide, and found that it existed, and so I started doubting that which was my guide.
I created a dot on my map, a lonely blot in a lesser lonely planet, and confirmed to myself what this city’s inhabitants long knew: they exist!
Shirts, trousers and underwear,
Yes mom, I remembered.
Shoes, socks, a comb for your hair,
That too I recollected.
And don’t forget your bathers on your holiday.
Same with your Pajamas, your towel and your sheet.
And what about a sweater for that rainy day?
By the way, your coat won’t fit, you’ll just make do without it.
And don’t forget your medication, disinfectant and repellent,
A book or two, a pack of cards, your camera, phone and compact flash.
And just in case another pack or two of this and that,
And don’t forget your toothbrush, your passport and your cash.
And so the backpack and its packer reach their destination,
And on one day upon a climb with beads of sweat as testament.
Short of breath, with an aching back and on the verge of resignation,
The traveler comes to see a child’s eyes widen in amazement.
And as the child sees the man, he turns to ask his mother
What is this weight he is carrying that is heavier than man?
And the mother smiles back and answers to her son,
That is all that he posseses when he travels for the moon.
And looking at the smaller pack, the child asks once more
Of that small bag upon his side, what does he need that for?
That is what he takes to live on until morn.
But mother, all that I and you both have could fit into that bag.
And so the young man travels on with one more burden on his shoulder.
To survive on the Indian road, you need to honk excessively (works best in a vehicle) and understand your place in the road ladder (listed in reverse order):
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Man
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Motorcycle
- Rickshaw
- Car
- Bus
- Tata truck
- Holy cow
I’m heading off today from the picturesque mountain scene surrounding Kodaikanal, nearby which (in the village of vatakanal) I stayed for the past few days, to the tea plantations surrounding Munaar.
I will thus begin my way back home.
India has its very frustrating side and today I am just not in the mood to follow my own advice in my ‘Shanti, Shanti’ post - though I may just have too.
My plan for the day:
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Visit Hyderabad’s famous Bazaars (after a quick detour to post office)
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Pack my clean cloths
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Fly out of here
Actual day:
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Suit has not been delivered; go back to shops
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Laundry came back and was not washed (”man went on holiday”)
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Post office detour took over 2 hours, after the procrastinated packaging job by the Chai Walla (canteen operator) nearby was deemed inappropriate; nearly got run over by a motorbike while crossing the road; pleaded with an ofice worker on the other side of the road to give me some brown tape (”clear tape not acceptable… we are a post office, don’t sell packaging items”); a few further attempts at packing; a walk to another street to photocopy Post office forms (”this is our last one, you need three”);
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No time for hyderabad’s bazaars
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Running late for flight
Shanti, Shanti
When I was in Bombay, I was told “This is Bombay, this is not India”, and it was true. The city with its opportunities, modernity and relative meritocracy is quite unlike the rest of India.
The I was in Goa, and I was told “This is Goa, not India”, and it was true. The region with its Portuguese influence, catholic population and tourist influx is quite unlike the rest of India.
Last night, dining in a fancy vegetarian restaurant in Banjara Hills, Hyderabad (the Indian equivalent of Beverly Hills, LA), my Indian dinner colleague suggested in conversation that this too was not India.
So after three weeks is this country, where precisely is India?
